Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Top 10 Videogame Characters I Want To Be Added To The Next Smash Brothers Game PART 1

(Disclaimer)
 This is a list i made of characters that had graced a Nintendo console in the past. So before you say "Hey YoBrocko that character  is now owned by blahblahblah that could never happen your an idiot". FUCK YOU I KNOW. This is my list i'm going to add whoever i want.
For each charcter the template will follow:

LEVEL: This would be the their level in the smash brothers game that represents them.
MUSIC: The music that would represent them on their level (and hopefully a link to it if i can find one.)
MOVES: any moves that they could possibly have in the game.

10. BUBSY
When i first started thinking of characters id like to see in a future smash brothers game the first that came to mind was bubsy. Originally designed to be someone to match sonic the hedgehog, Bubsy was a speedy little feline with one of the most annoying voices of the Snes days "What could possibly go wrong""Did i mention i didnt like heights". Most of the games charm came from its humour and was a fun and enjoyable platformer for the SNES and Megadrive (or if your a yank genesis).


STAGE: Chapter 1 Village.
MUSIC:  Title Theme
MOVES: Yarn throw, Piano Drop


9. ZITZ / PIMPLE / RASH
Ninja Turtles eat your mother fucking hearts out these are the real deal. These 3 brothers are kick ass beyond belief which makes the game bearable because it is HARDD !!!!!1111!!!! (notice the caps and exclamation marks? yes its that fucking hard i had to use them.) if anyone can pass the bike level i will personally give you 100 dollars. The soundtrack to this game is worth buying it. The 3 bros would play like the pokemon trainer from brawl being able to swtich in and out on the fly. each would have their own attack types. Foot / Hands and whatever the 3rd one uses.


STAGE: Level 1 Volcanic level.
MUSIC: T-Birds Theme
MOVES: Anvil fist, Ram Horn Headbutt.
8. RADICAL REX
This character i can see easily fitting into a fighting style game pretty easy. Hes a dinosaur which is thats not cool enough he rides a fucking prehistoric skateboard now that is radical. Once again this is another SNES game i grew up playing and adore it a lot so he's worthy of a spot and turns out he is actually Australian.


STAGE: Level 1 jungle.
MUSIC: Level 1 jungle
MOVES: Flying kick, Skateboard Bash, Fire Breathe.
7. BANJO KAZOOIE 
(Due to legal issues and not wanting to get sued this article will refer to a certain company as Micro$$$oft and Rawr)
Everyones Favorite bear and bird duo would be the perfect pair of characters to star in a smash brothers game but thanks to Micro$$$oft and Rawr we can at this point only dream about playing them.Having their unique style of game play and huge following i can see these two became fan favorites.  


STAGE:  Spiral Mountain
MUSIC: Spiral Mountain
MOVES: Beak Barge, Egg Firing.
6. PSYCROW
He's a fucking evil crow in a space suit enough said!


STAGE: Puppy Love
MUSIC: Puppy Love parts 1 / 2 / 3
MOVES: Bomb Throw, Angry Pit Bull Mother.
5. LLOYD IRVING
Next on the list is a character I've always quite enjoyed and felt he would be perfect in a fighting game. His moves are already there and nothing is better then someone who uses duel swords. Lloyd is from the tales of Symphonia series and would, I can only assume be god tier if included in a smash game. Why Namco haven't already created a fighting game with their catalog of characters is beyond me if they can keep making Tekkens they can surely makes a tales fighter. 


STAGE: Iselia. 
MUSIC: Full Force
MOVES: Psi Tempest, Twin Tiger Blade.


Well that does it for part 1 hopefully sooner rather then later i will get part 2 under way hope you mostly agree with my picks so far.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Scott Pilgrim VS The World VS PSN




When it comes to paying for downloadable games it seems my PlayStation doesn't get much love its not that it is shunned or forgotten about its just simply there downloadable games are shit. Outside games i already know and love (PS1 classics) there is absolutely nothing that i would spend money on, minis just don't cut it yes they maybe only 5 dollars but that no excuse for the majority of them to be either:
A. Tetris/Bejeweled rip off
B.something involving zombies or ninjas.

While for my other consoles i have a large array of downloadable games, xbox currently winning this race by a mile.
Limbo
Monkey Island 1 & 2
Symphony of the Night
Bomberman
Castle crashers
The list continues but its fair to say until recently there is nothing that i wanted to buy over the PSN..............



DRUM ROLL




TILL NOW....



Scott pilgrim vs the world is for the lack of a better word the bomb fucking diggity. The storyline Loosely follows the plot of the graphic novels and has us take control of Scott as you try and defeat his new girlfriends 7 evil exes.
The style of game is a final fight / double dragon / river city random type game play and has you walking streets beating what seems to be everyone. I hope to god that whoever buys this has friends that they know in person because its pretty brutal and you wont find any help online, yeah thats right offline Co-Op while that isn't horribly bad you would think that in todays age an online mode would be added. due to the difficulty and my lack of finding 4 people that want to play at once the best ive done is 2 players we managed to get to the 2ND level.

The game features a level up / stat building system, basic at best but helps when you finally can learn a new power move for punching in your neighbors dog's face. The art style to this game is fucking amazing running in HI-DEF the game is smooth and its 2d pixelated sprites and setting are feasts for the eyes. finally PSN has given me something to spend my hard earned money ABOUT FUCKING TIME SONY YOU PRICKS.

i suggest anyone who owns a ps3 to purchase this title.

In conclusion i brought this game for about 15 dollars and a few days later i brought Kane and Lynch 2 for 100. you do the maths :(

Ill leave you with 2 Trailers.


10,000

10,000 I FUCKING DID IT BABY

Thursday, August 19, 2010

It Aint Co-Op if your sober.




It occurred to me the other day as if a light bulb had struck me ( assuming a light bulb was a bottle of vodka.) that some things are better with people now i'm all for being an anti social leper cunt, but some games just fucking suck playing by yourself (Unlike masturbation).

The game in question was gears of war 2 i played it and i finished it sure it was OK but i felt no love no attachment to the series. My mate and fellow xboxer GU1LTYSPARK  was in the same boat perhaps to an even lesser extend. his idea of a game having guns was it has to be in first person, wasn't until red dead did the idea of a 3rd person perspective did he warm to the idea. the game red dead has a much larger power then that, me and GU1LTY had a long history of playing games together that was cemented one Christmas playing COD4. but the idea of Co-Op still didnt exsist.

That is until red dead redemption and we played the shit out of it mostly while drunk i believe i was on some subliminal tequila binge the made made me have fucking mexicans. but since that we have craved any Co-Op titles that we both knew we had.

Call Of Duty World At War
Gears Of War 2

now i'm sure he has ones i don't and i'm no different if only he had fucking crackdown. but we took to these old titles with a new sense not focused on the game but on how two people can make the game fun. we started with gears of wars 2. i was Dom and let me say i was as cunty as the character i was playing. and i'm sure i'm no different then any of you. if i see a ammo box and ive only shot one bullet that fucking box is mine i don't care how low you are first see first get bitches. lets just say it drove the man crazy. The worse was yet to come.

WaW FLAME THROWER.Them words along will cause rage along GU1LTYSPARK (though i'm sure thats jealousy since he never got one.) "SERIOUSLY STOP IT ALL YOUR DOING IS KILLING ME ITS NOT HELPING." but as if we care along as we get the multipliers and points right?

in conclusion i rock and GU1LTYSPARKS is a whinging loser. :)