It occurred to me the other day as if a light bulb had struck me ( assuming a light bulb was a bottle of vodka.) that some things are better with people now i'm all for being an anti social leper cunt, but some games just fucking suck playing by yourself (Unlike masturbation).
The game in question was gears of war 2 i played it and i finished it sure it was OK but i felt no love no attachment to the series. My mate and fellow xboxer GU1LTYSPARK was in the same boat perhaps to an even lesser extend. his idea of a game having guns was it has to be in first person, wasn't until red dead did the idea of a 3rd person perspective did he warm to the idea. the game red dead has a much larger power then that, me and GU1LTY had a long history of playing games together that was cemented one Christmas playing COD4. but the idea of Co-Op still didnt exsist.
That is until red dead redemption and we played the shit out of it mostly while drunk i believe i was on some subliminal tequila binge the made made me have fucking mexicans. but since that we have craved any Co-Op titles that we both knew we had.
Call Of Duty World At War
Gears Of War 2
now i'm sure he has ones i don't and i'm no different if only he had fucking crackdown. but we took to these old titles with a new sense not focused on the game but on how two people can make the game fun. we started with gears of wars 2. i was Dom and let me say i was as cunty as the character i was playing. and i'm sure i'm no different then any of you. if i see a ammo box and ive only shot one bullet that fucking box is mine i don't care how low you are first see first get bitches. lets just say it drove the man crazy. The worse was yet to come.
WaW FLAME THROWER.Them words along will cause rage along GU1LTYSPARK (though i'm sure thats jealousy since he never got one.) "SERIOUSLY STOP IT ALL YOUR DOING IS KILLING ME ITS NOT HELPING." but as if we care along as we get the multipliers and points right?
in conclusion i rock and GU1LTYSPARKS is a whinging loser. :)
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